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greenseer:

I like it when a dog

Dude stop self promoing yourself. Your blog has dropped so much. It went from actually funny shit to just different ways of you saying "follow officialunitedsates".
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

hey bud thanks for this riveting review I will be sure to let my team know how you feel.  in the meantime may I suggest you put some water in a tray and stick it in your fridge so that you can create ice cubes that you can use to chill

officialunitedstates:

if you look up gullible in the dictionary you’ll find its definition

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

jesusinc:

when i was 4 i stepped on a wet carrot 

Arctic Monkeys @ the Brit Awards through the years

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